franksfat&slow&wank
11:53 Fri Apr 24
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I hope the swan got it
Horrible cunts
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Nicey
11:24 Fri Apr 24
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Not a nice thing to look at
A shit swan vista
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Hammer and Pickle
11:21 Fri Apr 24
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Evil, beaky, long-necked fowl.
Alfie will be along in a minute.
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zebthecat
11:17 Fri Apr 24
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Geese are evil.
Got chased off a footpath in Cornwall by a gaggle of guard geese (the path goes straight through a farm yard).
Had to get an anti-goose branch and run through the yard swishing it at ankle level to keep them off.
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greenie1
11:05 Fri Apr 24
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.... And you didn't stop him? I would have. Against the law and all that.
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HairyHammer
11:01 Fri Apr 24
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Swans are yuk man, i could not even think of eating one.
Apparently once youve had swan your penis stays strong.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:57 Fri Apr 24
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Cunts the lot of 'em.
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Nurse Ratched
10:55 Fri Apr 24
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Snap its neck, the Nefertiti bastard.
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bruuuno
10:52 Fri Apr 24
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the thing with swans is they use their big wings to kind of envolope you and beat you around the side of the head. SO if your punching for its face its battering you about the head. If you decide to use your hands to get at its wings then it can peck you in the face. Its like being attacked on three sides simultaeneously
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Nurse Ratched
10:51 Fri Apr 24
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Geese are different gravy. Mental. A group of them chased me up onto a car bonnet in a pub car park on Dartmoor.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:49 Fri Apr 24
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Geese are hard as fuck as well. Never mix with a gaggle in a village round here.
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Nurse Ratched
10:49 Fri Apr 24
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Really?
I reckon I could take one. Easy.
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bruuuno
10:49 Fri Apr 24
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Vexed 10:04 Fri Apr 24
I know loads of albanians and theyve all got jobs. They do, however eat carp, the cunts
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bruuuno
10:47 Fri Apr 24
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I saw a bloke have a full on fight with one whilst waist deep in water when fishing once. It was a pretty fair fight!
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Far Cough
10:39 Fri Apr 24
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Hahaha that old broken arms shtick
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Nurse Ratched
10:34 Fri Apr 24
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One of them sort of bit my finger a couple of weeks ago at Swords estuary while I was feeding it stale cake. They're not the most charming of birds. I feel a kinship.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:33 Fri Apr 24
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People getting in a flap, I ask you.
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Irish Hammer
10:31 Fri Apr 24
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Fivetide 10:28 Fri Apr 24
back off big guy
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Fivetide
10:28 Fri Apr 24
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Maybe it was revenge. Did the killer look to have a broken arm?
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franksfat&slow&wank
10:27 Fri Apr 24
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Fucking hell Zammo
Sorry I was hungry
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bobbymoore
10:14 Fri Apr 24
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Fucking cunts, round there as well!!!!!
A Buckinghamshire swan as well. Please say you took pictures on your mobile and reported it.
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